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boys-and-suicide:

People make fun of me because I don’t stand during the Pledge of Allegiance in class. I will stand for the pledge of allegiance and put my hand on my heart:
When gay people can get jobs equally
When women aren’t seen as sex objects
When black people don’t get gunned down
When Muslims aren’t glared at as if they’re terrorists
When Mexicans don’t get stopped on suspicion of drugs
Our country really isn’t the “land of the free” or do we have “liberty and justice for all.”
Oct 16, 2014 / 16,345 notes

boys-and-suicide:

People make fun of me because I don’t stand during the Pledge of Allegiance in class.
I will stand for the pledge of allegiance and put my hand on my heart:

  • When gay people can get jobs equally
  • When women aren’t seen as sex objects
  • When black people don’t get gunned down
  • When Muslims aren’t glared at as if they’re terrorists
  • When Mexicans don’t get stopped on suspicion of drugs

Our country really isn’t the “land of the free” or do we have “liberty and justice for all.”

(via lydmrtn)

slavesofpassion:

it-all-gets-better:

hahha my fav

Why can I only like this once?
Oct 15, 2014 / 443,591 notes

slavesofpassion:

it-all-gets-better:

hahha my fav

Why can I only like this once?

(via zhaili)

Oct 15, 2014 / 6,582 notes
  • Father: Say papa!
  • Baby: P-p-p
  • Father: C'mon say papa!
  • Baby: P-p-p-positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
Oct 15, 2014 / 2,688 notes
  • interviewer: shit I've used all the questions
  • interviewer: I know
  • interviewer: how old are you?
  • shimano:
  • shimano: that
  • shimano: what the fuck does that have to do with calligraphy
  • shimano: rude ass bitch
a-ballistic-toucan:

i have no idea what you see in this picture but don’t you dare fucking tell me you see the grand canyon.
Oct 15, 2014 / 2,159 notes

a-ballistic-toucan:

i have no idea what you see in this picture but don’t you dare fucking tell me you see the grand canyon.

Oct 15, 2014 / 2,426 notes

The 2014 PSAT on Behavioralism

  • Parent: Good girl!
  • Daughter: Woof!
Oct 15, 2014 / 7,844 notes
  • PSAT people: IF YOU SHARE A CALCULATOR WITH THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU I WILL THrOW THIS TABLE AT YOUR FUCKING HEAD
Oct 15, 2014 / 3,536 notes

spookystorysofar:

what i learned on the psat today:
-your children are dolphins„„ your friends are dolphins„„, everyone is a dolphin
-crimson leaves,
falling
-i am terrible at math
-you will never see the grand canyon the way garcia lopez de cardena did so you will never really see the grand canyon

Crimson leaves

Falling

Just like my patience with this cunt

young sensei (via oh-the-boys-a-slag)
Oct 15, 2014 / 3,061 notes
Oct 15, 2014 / 2,537 notes
  • psat: stop being a whiny little bitch Harry Potter Fandom, god damn
Oct 15, 2014 / 8,768 notes

guardiansoftheegalaxy:

Steal her look: PSAT2014

Booklet: $16

Bedazzler: $9.24

Calligraphy Pen: $10.00

Ticket To The Grand Canyon: $25.00

Harry Potter book set: $50.00

Cursive Skills: Priceless

Oct 15, 2014 / 7,277 notes

americasapsweetheart:

This year’s PSAT ended with a harsh blow to the Harry Potter fandom

Oct 15, 2014 / 5,335 notes
  • Me: *does the thing*
  • Mom: Good girl!
  • Me: Woof!
Improve the thing.
Actual PSAT passage quote (via the-freaking-disney-queen)
Oct 15, 2014 / 7,814 notes
The Grand Canyon is not so grand…
The vacationing man from Boston (via tinabobeanah)
Oct 15, 2014 / 4,754 notes